Distance is your signature talent. You excel in identifying people’s weaknesses and foibles and then pointing them out to them in public, so that they will stay at a safe distance from you. You find it especially rewarding when you say something that keeps people from interacting with you for long periods of time, even years.
Alientator sounds like this:
John C., quality control specialist: “I don’t really trust people, so I never like to really get to know anyone too deeply.”
Damien T., neurosurgeon: “Some people call me ‘prickly’, but, you know, I really prefer it when people know I speak my mind. If they don’t like it, they don’t have to hang around me – I could care less.”